Today, I really want to write something, but I can’t think of anything to say. They call this phenomena ”writer’s block” for some strange reason? I mean, why a block? Is there a little man inside your head pushing some ABC blocks in front of your head? Shouldn’t it be called “Writer’s Empty Head” or something? ‘Cuz  nothing is blocking you from thinking, you just don’t have anything in your head! 

My friend loves to write. She wrote a story in sixth grade. It wasn’t just any little dinky story, though. It took up two whole notebooks!! Now, three years later, she’s decided to type it up on the computer. As she reads it over, though, she’s realizing how much it really sucks! The story is about Star Wars (yes, I was a geek back in middle school), and so there’s this one part where two people are fighting with lightsabers. NAd one of them is laying on the ground, getting bitch-slapped by the other! I mean, it doesn’t say that she’s getting bitch-slapped, but it says “Liffy could feel the slaps of Darth Fabuevilous across her back.” (Don’t question the names, I didn’t make them up) It’s actually a pretty funny story if you read it.

Gotta finish up my homework….